National Condom Week!

• Cover your stump before you hump.
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
• Don't be silly, protect your willy.
• When in doubt, shroud your spout.
• Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
• You cant go wrong, if you shield your dong.
• If you're not goin to sack it, go home and whack it.
• If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
• If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
• She wont get sick if you wrap your dick.
• If you go in to heat, package your meat.
• Whle yr undressing venus, dress up your penis.
• When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
• Especially in december, gift wrap your member.
• Never,never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
• Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
• The right selection will protect your erection.
• Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
• A crank with armor will never harm her.
• No glove, no love!

One of those days..